Could you become a Herbal-Lies Agent?
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Here at Herbal-Lies we don’t just take someone! Just those naïve enough to imagine they can make a living selling amino acids and algae!
It Could Be You!
Herbal-Lies is a firm believer in helping the needy help ourselves! So if you belong to any of the following social groups then you could be just what we’re looking for!Are you:
If your answer is yes to any of these questions the what are you waiting for?
- A struggling small businessperson?
- A single mother who’d like to put her kids through college?
- Saddled with hopeless debt?
- Still under the illusion that Santa Claus exists?
You see, when you join up wit Herbal-Lies it’s like joining one big happy family. One where inheritance works in reverse.
And while high-powered pep meetings and cheesy slogans won’t exactly replace all the money you’ve passed our way, they will fill you with enough puffy optimism to last until you next have to pay the rent!
Free!
And free to every courageous ‘entrepreneur’ who signs up with Herbal-lies is:Herbal-Lies! The company that couldn’t care less!
- a catalogue with photos of the Herbal-Lies founders dressed in snazzy suits and driving expensive cars – all paid for with your money!
- A large tin trunk to store your unsold stock! (those piles and piles of vitamin pills sure take up space!)
- And a free newspaper – If by chance your investment in Herbal-Lies winds up leaving you in the gutter, then simply apply the pages to the insides of your shirt and trousers for unbeatable insulation!
Coming Soon!
Check out some of the latest developments in our exciting product range!
SNAIL SLUDGE
For years scientists have been confounded at the snail-s ability to carry it’s home on it’s back – just try hoisting a caravan on your shoulders!Recent research suggests that the secret is in the sludge! Just one spoonful of slime a day will enable the most puny of weaklings to win friends and influence people in a show of strength – perhaps by crushing a Coke can with their bare hands!
VITAMIN X
What is the essence of human attraction? Good looks? Charisma? A large bank account?But a person may have all three things and yet lack that mysterious quality to evoke admiration and desire – with Vitamin X Herbal-Lies has tapped the je ne sais quoi of desirability into tablet form!
Simply take one pill with a glass of fruit juice every morning and you will soon be emanating charm, wit and sophistication!
‘TASTE GOOD’ POWDER
We all know how it is. You know what foods you should be eating for a healthier lifestyle but you just can’t bring yourself to enjoy eating cow food like lettuce and alfalfa!But now Herbal-Lies has rediscovered a white crystalline substance guaranteed to make all meals instantly delicious!
‘Taste good’ powder has been used since ancient times by older and wiser people ho called it by the local name of ‘sugar’. Add one, two or twenty spoonfuls to transform any dull New Age meal from organic to orgasmic!
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